Last week, while having dinner with some classy friends and a fellow chiropractor, I did not loose half of my sandal.  I was not sitting at the table, feeling a bump under my foot which I thought was something wrong with my friend’s floor.  When I finally looked down, I did not see half of my sandal gone and start laughing hysterically.  As I showed JB, he did not glance behind me into the kitchen and say, “Oh my gosh, there is half of your shoe lying on her kitchen floor!”  I mean how embarassing if I would have had to throw my shoes away at their house and walk out barefoot, but I didn’t, not me!

Harper and I walked out to the mailbox last week, and we were met with a great surprise (for mommy).  When I ripped open the letter from the Registry of Midwives to find out I had passed my licensing exam, I did not wait to get back in the house to start jumping up and down and dancing in the street.  My neighbors did not think anything of this crazy behavior, if any of them were watching.  And, I certainly did not carry on so much that Harper started crying…  Nope, not me, mommy’s crazy behavior did not make Harper cry at all!

When JB called the other night to tell me he would be home shortly, I did not hang up the phone with with him only to have Harper walk up between my legs and bite the middle of my thigh, for no reason.  I did not call JB back and yell into the phone, “Come home now!”  And, I definitely do not still have a big purple bruise in the shape of Harper’s teeth on my leg…  Nope, not me!

What about you, care to share what you did not do?!  Head on over to MckMama’s Blog and join the fun!  Happy Monday!

In honor of the fact that today really feels like a Monday, I will break from my cleansing posts, and join MckMama in a Not Me! Monday post.  You should too!

Harper and I most certainly did not go back to bed for an almost 2 hour morning nap after only being awake about an hour, and waking up at 8am to boot, nope, Not Us!

When finally getting dressed for the day, around lunchtime, I did not consider wearing scrubs for the day because they were my only clean outfit in the house, nope, Not Me!

We haven’t been carrying one little, almost empty roll of toilet paper back and forth between our two bathrooms for three days now because we are completely out and keep forgetting to run by the store for some more, nope, Not Us!

Mom and I most certainly did not bathe Harper in the sink of a public restroom after he got super messy from us letting him feed himself an orange from the free condiment bar, nope, Not Us!

After being at a birth all night, I didn’t pump and drive down the freeway at the same time, so as to not mess up my pumping schedule.  Nope, Not Me! 

And, while at the grocery store the other day, I didn’t get creative and try to control Harper’s fidgetting, so that I could get my shopping done, by picking up a raw green bean from one of the displays and letting him chew on it while I shopped.  Nope, Not Me!

Swing on over to MckMama’s blog, and join in on the fun that is Not Me! Monday.