Not Me! Monday

Last week, while having dinner with some classy friends and a fellow chiropractor, I did not loose half of my sandal.  I was not sitting at the table, feeling a bump under my foot which I thought was something wrong with my friend’s floor.  When I finally looked down, I did not see half of my sandal gone and start laughing hysterically.  As I showed JB, he did not glance behind me into the kitchen and say, “Oh my gosh, there is half of your shoe lying on her kitchen floor!”  I mean how embarassing if I would have had to throw my shoes away at their house and walk out barefoot, but I didn’t, not me!

Harper and I walked out to the mailbox last week, and we were met with a great surprise (for mommy).  When I ripped open the letter from the Registry of Midwives to find out I had passed my licensing exam, I did not wait to get back in the house to start jumping up and down and dancing in the street.  My neighbors did not think anything of this crazy behavior, if any of them were watching.  And, I certainly did not carry on so much that Harper started crying…  Nope, not me, mommy’s crazy behavior did not make Harper cry at all!

When JB called the other night to tell me he would be home shortly, I did not hang up the phone with with him only to have Harper walk up between my legs and bite the middle of my thigh, for no reason.  I did not call JB back and yell into the phone, “Come home now!”  And, I definitely do not still have a big purple bruise in the shape of Harper’s teeth on my leg…  Nope, not me!

What about you, care to share what you did not do?!  Head on over to MckMama’s Blog and join the fun!  Happy Monday!